so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
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i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
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I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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