there were more penises there than on chat roulette
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
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I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
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We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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