Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
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I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
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You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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