I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
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do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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