exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
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Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
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Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
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