I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
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We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
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In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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