The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
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sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
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Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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