It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
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just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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