Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
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As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
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Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
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