That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
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Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
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if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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