Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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