I don't think brook has ever known best
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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