i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
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Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
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That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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