thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
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he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
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I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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