dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
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I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
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two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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