you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
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The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
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If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
She made me pour olive oil on her.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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