The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
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Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
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Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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