oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
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Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
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My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
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