ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
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i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
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So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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