my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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