I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
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Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
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I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
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