This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
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Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
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i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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