Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
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Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
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Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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