A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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