so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
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Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
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Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
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