girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
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I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
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So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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