You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
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I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
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I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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