Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
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Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
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I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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