Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
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That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
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how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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