Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
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I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
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You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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