But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
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how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
This is the prime rib incident all over again
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
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Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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