no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
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I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
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I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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