I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
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I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
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On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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