so explain again why im purple
no
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
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Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
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I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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