Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
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I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
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After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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