Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
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why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
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I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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