Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
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Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
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I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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