THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
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so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
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I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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