you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
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shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
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I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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