is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
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130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
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THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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