he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
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I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
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Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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