bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
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I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
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Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I supernannyed him into submission
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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