We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
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I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
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theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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