I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
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Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
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him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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