He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
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you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
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And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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