My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
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There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
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He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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