I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
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he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
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I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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