I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
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Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
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Do I have a choice?
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Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
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I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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