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(251): View more from Alabama

He managed to light the Jello on fire...

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(434): View more from Virginia

She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4

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(903): View more from Texas

I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass

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(510): View more from California

He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?

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Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.

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(760): View more from California

don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.

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(650): View more from California

FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza

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I regret 8000% nothing

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(937): View more from Ohio

If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom

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