Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
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I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
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I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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