i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
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mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
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Ladies don't puke and tell
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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