For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
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He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
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He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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